"After "Hello there" on your page "About" there should be a little sign "," (coma)"
Hello there, Call me a "dinosaur" if you must, but I enjoy and appreciate clarity, structure and good English. i am also aware that there is such a thing as "slang" and also a
deliberate incorrect usage of English. Sometimes, if used in a clever way it can be great and even mildly intellectually stimulating and humorous. Othervise its seen simply as "dumb".
I think the time has come for you either to employ someone you trust and respect or apply "uber" using your "slang, self control and massive self censorship. It's all up to you.

We hope to see you on Sunday at 2 PM.

your parents